The Encryption Dance

(Sung to the tune ‘Safety Dance‘ by Men Without Hats)

S-s-s-s  A-a-a-a  F-f-f-f  E-e-e-e  T-t-t-t  Y-y-y-y

You can make the Big S while you sing along.*

    Data goes where it want to, It can leave your trace behind.

    Cause the web don’t care and if it don’t care, Well it’s exposing time.

    I say, data can go where it wants to, A place where they will never find.

    And we can act like we come from NSA, Leave the eavesdroppers far behind.

    And we encrypt.  Those things.

    We can surf where we want to, Data’s masked and so am I

    And we can hide real neat from our hats to our feet,

    And surprise ‘em with a ‘Ha Ha’ cry.

    Say, they can crack if they want to, if they don’t somebody will.

    And if they do break in, the data is encrypted

    And they’ll look like an imbecile.

    I say, we got data, we got data, Everything’s in our control

    We got data, we got data, encrypting it wall to wall

    We got data, we got data, everyone check their systems.

    We got data, we got data, everyone’s taking a chance

    Encryption Dance.